if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
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I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
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I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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