walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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