i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
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Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
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Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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