i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
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I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
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Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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