How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
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i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
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I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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