Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
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all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
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His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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