what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
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We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
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I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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