I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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