tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
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we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
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Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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