Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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