just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
My ass is underappreciated
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
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