They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
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