discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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