is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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