what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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