You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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