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I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
you traded sex for a burrito?
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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