Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
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chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
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Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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