He is such a slut. More and more my type.
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
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i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
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He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
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