Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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