Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
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Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
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He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
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