Can Purell be used as lube?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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