Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
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was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
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dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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