Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
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its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
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Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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