have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
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Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
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Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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