her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Randomize
