I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
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Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
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I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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