I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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