...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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