My first STD was from a foam party
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
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so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
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I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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