it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
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She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
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Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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