Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
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He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
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I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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