Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
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