just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
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Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
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Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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