return my video game
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
nutella sex= disaster
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
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