Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
