seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
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Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
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Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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