so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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