Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
