i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
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Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
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I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
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