i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
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I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
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Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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