It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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