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• (972): View more from Texas

  If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!

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• (862): View more from New Jersey

  forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops

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  These 25 Rude People Ruined Movies for Everyone Else

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.

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  23 Cringeworthy Responses to “I Love You”

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.

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• (979): View more from Texas

  Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.

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  That would explain all the random shit in my room...

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• (714): View more from California

  Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?

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• (469): View more from Texas

  I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare

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