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(949): View more from California

i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way

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(949): i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way http://tfl.nu/yxz9

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(815): View more from Illinois

There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.

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(815): There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick. http://tfl.nu/npkp

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(773): View more from Illinois

you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"

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(773): you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE" http://tfl.nu/hmmg

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(864): View more from South Carolina

We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.

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(864): We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game. http://tfl.nu/1oa9

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(905): View more from Toronto

I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.

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(905): I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing. http://tfl.nu/u29p

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(253): View more from Washington

The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.

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(253): The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued. http://tfl.nu/lx8b

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(631): View more from New York

Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?

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(631): Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells? http://tfl.nu/xi2s

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(765): View more from Indiana

Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic

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(765): Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic http://tfl.nu/acyn

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(206): View more from Washington

i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.

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(206): i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment. http://tfl.nu/5sgm

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(585): View more from New York

You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.

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(585): You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett. http://tfl.nu/f5z3

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(443): View more from Maryland

i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream

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(443): i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream http://tfl.nu/zdot

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(770): View more from Georgia

I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.

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(770): I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out. http://tfl.nu/df2n

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(310): View more from California

When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.

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(310): When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs. http://tfl.nu/mv4h

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.

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(920): I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it. http://tfl.nu/sqkc

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(615): View more from Tennessee

By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!

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Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!

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(615): By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know! (1-615): Who is this? Did we just become best friends?! http://tfl.nu/l3le

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