We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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