Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (855): View more from

  I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?

  (855): View more from

  No. I am devastated

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (855): I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts? (855): No. I am devastated http://tfl.nu/0cqz
  Replies (3) Good night (793) Bad night (914)
• Favorite

  (508): View more from Massachusetts

  you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.

  (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I guess I misjudged your gender.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (508): you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity. (978): I guess I misjudged your gender. http://tfl.nu/83hj
  Replies (4) Good night (708) Bad night (1475)
• Favorite

  (650): View more from California

  I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (650): I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke. http://tfl.nu/5x23
  Replies (7) Good night (956) Bad night (617)
• Favorite

  (774): View more from Massachusetts

  im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (774): im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow http://tfl.nu/d8ac
  Replies (10) Good night (4311) Bad night (613)
• Favorite

  (303): View more from Colorado

  dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (303): dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0. http://tfl.nu/gdax
  Replies (35) Good night (6153) Bad night (933)
• Favorite

  (479): View more from Arkansas

  He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (479): He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing. http://tfl.nu/ga3r
  Replies (7) Good night (4044) Bad night (1074)
• Favorite

  (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (306): When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again. http://tfl.nu/vfit
  Replies (5) Good night (4368) Bad night (1282)
• Favorite

  (816): View more from Missouri

  Absence makes the cock grow harder.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (816): Absence makes the cock grow harder. http://tfl.nu/yyl1
  Replies (17) Good night (6755) Bad night (1211)
• Favorite

  (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (610): The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous. http://tfl.nu/sorz
  Replies (3) Good night (3464) Bad night (1198)
• Favorite

  (316): View more from Kansas

  How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (316): How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously. http://tfl.nu/n6dt
  Replies (15) Good night (2603) Bad night (1783)
• Favorite

  (512): View more from Texas

  You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (512): You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you. http://tfl.nu/zer9
  Replies (16) Good night (3191) Bad night (672)
• Favorite

  (440): View more from Ohio

  I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (440): I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning... http://tfl.nu/pfq3
  Replies (14) Good night (1668) Bad night (681)
• Favorite

  (316): View more from Kansas

  Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (316): Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say. http://tfl.nu/5ny3
  Replies (10) Good night (859) Bad night (586)
• Favorite

  (651): View more from Minnesota

  I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (651): I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game. http://tfl.nu/npvh
  Replies (2) Good night (1171) Bad night (317)
• Favorite

  (727): View more from Florida

  I'm too stoned to come over for sex

  (813): View more from Florida

  Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock

  (727): View more from Florida

  I'll be right over

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (727): I'm too stoned to come over for sex (813): Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock (727): I'll be right over http://tfl.nu/llu2
  Replies (11) Good night (1239) Bad night (320)

Randomize