make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
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he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
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My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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