Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
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a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
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there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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