Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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