Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
My dad just drunkly made a toast in front of my entire extended family "to my daughter the recent and sucessful college and to my son the drunken whore-monger"
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
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