Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
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His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
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Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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