at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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