Grow some girl-balls and come out already
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
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The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
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Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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