He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
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That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
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Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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