You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
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All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
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We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
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