is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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